My name is Doris and I am a twenty six year old funny lady, feminist, humour wrangler, dog fan, Bob Dylan enthusiast and wine addict. I started writing this blog as a means of letting out the depression and anxiety that was eating me alive and also stretch my comedy skills, which I hope have improved since I wrote the post about blow jobs on Valentine’s Day. I now tend to write about things that I feel are important to write about, as well as posts about my childhood, shit that happened to me when I was single, my amazing male human / man – love whom I affectionately call Brain and also my dog, because he’s beautiful and everyone should have a beautiful dog. I sometimes still write about anxiety and depression, but I feel like a bit of a hypocrite feeling depressed/anxious when I really do live an amazing life, so I try to keep the melodramatic, self-centeredness to a minimum.
I am also an aspiring novelist and am writing a post-apocalyptic book about colonies and woman thievery, as well as a series of children’s stories which are not at all about wars or colonies or woman stealing.
I am also an aspiring comedian, which you probably have already guessed from the splits in your side after reading my posts. It’s okay, I know.
I’m a PR friendly blogger and enjoy pointless trinkets, video games, video game related merchandise, super heroes, Bob Dylan, quirky, non-expensive jewellery, Pinot Grigio, Shiraz, Prosecco, Gin and also 80s movies such as Back to the Future and Mannequin. If you want to give me things like this to write about on my site, I will do, but if it’s rubbish, I will write that it’s rubbish. So be smart, suppliers!
Things I don’t like include aggression, bullying, online abuse, abuse offline is also pretty shitty, people who gossip, people who gossip about people they don’t know and people who have bad things to say about the all-female cast of Ghostbusters. Fuck you, nay sayers.
If you’d like to get in contact with me, you’re on the wrong page, but thanks for reading and stay in touch. Bye for now!